The 'Real' Best Places to Retire

If you're thinking about where to retire, you'veand State College, Pa.)
probably stumbled on at least one of those BestWhat's not good: U.S. News doesn't reveal its data,
Places to Retire lists online, in magazines, or in books.so you can't tell whether the magazine's criteria
But which lists are credible? And which suit yourwould match yours. Some lists are anecdotal and
circumstances? To find out, reviewed them andrandom: Best Retirement Places for Foodies, for
came away with surprising results.instance, came by asking "a handful of chefs and
Since you shouldn't choose a place to live usingculinary experts" for recommendations and
outdated information, our analysis ofsurprisingly includes McMinnville, Ore. A few choices
retirement-places lists excludes any created beforeseem way off: Clearwater, Fla., is a great place for
2008. That left five leading raters: U.S. News, Money,"winter sports nuts?"
Smart Money, TopRetirements.com, andBest for: Choosing a place based on one factor that
RetirementLiving.com; together, they name 454matters a lot to you.
places.rating: 3 Stars
The key thing to remember: The rankings varyMoney
widely in the scope of the places they consider andHow it rates places: Money created its three lists by
the statistical rigor they bring to their ranking. Someselecting discrete criteria - towns near water,
of the rankers, such as and RetirementLiving.com,affordable homes, and long life expectancy - and
consider a wide variety of reasonable criteria to getlayering on additional data.
at a more rounded picture of "livability." Others focusWhat's good: The 6 Terrific Towns on the Water list
on one or two key factors to produce a veryfactors in livability factors such as crime, weather,
narrow sense of what makes a place "best." U.S.and activities. (Winners: Dunedin, Fla.; Sequim, Wash.;
News, for instance, lists best-retirement placesSt. Joseph, Mich.; Beaufort, S.C.; Durango, Colo.; and
ranging from ones that lean Republican (hello,Marble Falls, Texas.) The Affordable Homes winners
Cincinnati) to ones filled with parks (Albuquerque).have Google Maps showing homes for sale and the
Perhaps the best way to use the "best retirementprices of recent sales. Winners on all three lists have
places" rankings is to start with a narrowly focuseddata displays showing how they fare on key
list (such as cities dotted with golf courses or onesmeasures such as weather, property taxes, crime,
with affordable homes) and find a handful of potentialmovie theaters, and libraries, as well as how the
winning destinations. Then, use other lists and Webareas compare with Money's Best Places Averages.
sites to see how these places stack up on broaderWhat's not good: The Best Places for a Long Life
criteria, such as livability or recession resistance.and Affordable Homes lists don't include livability data.
Here's how these "best places to retire" raters rateThe Long Life list's criteria seem strange: Counties
on MoneyWatch.com's scale of one to five stars.with the longest life expectancy at birth but whose
(Another site, FindUtopia.com, doesn't compilemedian family income was not more than 5 percent
rankings but has a wealth of useful information aboutbelow the state median.
choosing a place to retire.)Best for: Anyone looking for pleasant towns near
How it rates places: This site's Best 25 Places towater or places with either low house prices or long
Retire list is essentially a popularity contest. It includeslife expectancies.
the towns with the most online visits among the 208rating: 3 Stars
featured at The site also sells an eBook of its TopSmart Money
100 Retirement Towns ($12.95).How it rates places: Smart Money's article, "7 Places
What's good: Site editors and members of the publicto Retire During an Economic Downturn," had experts
have visited the winning places. Zagat-like descriptionschoose "recession-proof" places.
note the negatives, too. So although No. 1 Asheville,What's good: College towns typically are
N.C., gets high marks for climate, water activities,recession-resistant, so winners Gainesville, Fla.,
downtown, and senior housing, a commenter warns(University of Florida) and Ithaca, N.Y. (Cornell
that "overdevelopment is coming." Top places includeUniversity), whose unemployment rates are around 6
the familiar (Sarasota, Fla., and San Diego) as well aspercent, make sense.
the not-so-familiar (Paris, Tenn., and Green Valley,What's not good: The list needed more rigorous
Ariz.).criteria. Two winners - Portland, Ore., and Orlando,
What's not good: The fairly small database of placesFla., - are facing rough times with double-digit
limits possible winners. You can't sort the list to findunemployment rates.
places matching your own criteria.Best for: People who care most about healthy local
Best for: Finding places that other retirees like.economies.
rating: 4 Stars.rating: 1 Star
U.S. NewsHow it rates places: This site, from Retirement Living
How it rates places: U.S. News doesn't have oneInformation Center, lists 210 Top Retirement
grand Best Places to Retire list. Instead, workingDestinations in 33 states, based on its research and
primarily with Onboard Informatics, a data-gatheringvisits. The site also lists 94 Great College Towns for
firm, the magazine regularly churns out narrowlyRetirement in 38 states.
defined Top 10 lists from its database of 2,000What's good: Each Retirement Destination listing is
retirement places. Its latest lists: Healthiest Places;information-rich and packed with related links, saving
Low-Tax Places; Places for Swinging Singles to Retire;time if you want learn more about an area's arts,
Cities for Job-Seeking Retirees; Brainiest Places;recreation, senior programs, hospitals, weather, or
Outdoorsy Places; Places for Golf Nuts; Places fortaxes.
Winter Sports Nuts; Places for Football Fans;What's not good: There are no rankings, so every
Greenest Places; Places for Foodies; Places forplace seems equally "great." Hawaii has no listings, and
Democrats and Republicans.many Midwest and Mid-Atlantic states are left out.
What's good: The data-driven picks are reasonableYou need to pay $24.95 to gain access to the
and worth reading if you're looking for placesdetailed Top Retirement reports, which omit
matching their screens. The Best Cities fordrawbacks. The College Town list is just a series of
Job-Seeking Retirees list, created withlinks to the towns' and colleges' sites.
RetirementJobs.com, is especially timely. (Winners:Best for: Learning about places already popular with
Bellevue, Wash.; Bismarck, N.D.; Charleston, W.Va.;retirees.
Charlottesville, Va.; Ithaca, N.Y.; Huntsville, Ala.;rating:1 Star..
Lubbock, Texas; Oklahoma City; Rochester, Minn.;