| Hollywood Cowlifornia is where American
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| | regulations of the Kashruth Council of
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| Film Idols are made. Richard Gere is the
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| | the United States of America.
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| star of American Gigolo and "Pretty
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| | In Afghanistan the people, including the
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| Woman, walking down the street, Pretty
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| | Taliban soldiers wait in line for hours
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| Woman, stop a while, Pretty Woman, talk a
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| | to buy tickets to the Bollywood movies.
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| while, Pretty woman, give your smile to
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| | Suicide bombing the market place is
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| me, Pretty Woman, give your cheek to me."
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| | allowed but bombing the cinemas is
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| If you take the words Bombay and
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| | strictly verboten. "Zeig Heil!", said
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| Hollywood and put them together you have
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| | Charlie Chaplin.
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| the film capital of India Bollywood.
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| | Richard Gere and Shilpa Shetty are
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| Shilpa Shetty has been nominated for 4
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| | standing on a stage in India last week
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| Filmfare (Indian Oscar) Awards. The
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| | before a cheering and adoring crowd.
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| stunningly beautiful 31 year old Shilpa
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| | Richard Gere is screaming "Sex, No!",
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| Shetty and her knockout actress younger
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| | "Condoms, Yes!" Lets see him try that in
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| sister Shamita Shetty are the Indian
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| | Vatican City. Shilpa Shetty does not wear
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| version of the Hilton sisters.
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| | a burka. Shilpa Shetty appeared in a
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| Richard Gere is a peace activist like
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| | revealing bathing suit on the cover of
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| Mahatma Gandhi. Richard Gere traveled to
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| | Cosmopolitan Magazine.
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| India last week to throw his fame behind
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| | After his speech, Richard Gere walks over
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| AIDS Awareness and People for the Ethical
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| | to Shilpa Shetty and kisses her twice on
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| Treatment of Animals, PETA. Talk about
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| | the cheek. Then he takes her in his arms
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| preaching to the converted. In India,
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| | like Heather Mills in a Tango, bends her
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| which has over a billion people, the
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| | back and kisses her on the cheek again.
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| Hindu people idolize the cows as sacred
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| | Richard then steps back to the cheering
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| beings. It is illegal to kill or injure a
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| | crowd, gets down on one knee like a
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| cow. The cow is the Divine Symbol of
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| | Shakesperean actor and bows his head and
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| Mother Earth giving freely milk, cheese,
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| | flourishes his arm to his Queen, the
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| butter, dung for fertilizer and dung
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| | smiling Shilpa Shetty. A week later some
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| smoke a powerful anti pollutant and never
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| | anal retentive nerd in Jaipur India files
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| asking for anything in return. How do you
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| | a complaint, alleging that Richard Gere
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| fit one billion people into a mental
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| | and Shilpa Shetty committed public
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| institution?
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| | obscenity. Kissing is fine on the
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| Bollywood makes more films and sells more
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| | Bollywood silver screen but Judge Dinesh
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| tickets worldwide than Hollywood. Each
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| | Gupta declared that "The Kiss" was highly
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| Bollywood film is a colorful musical
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| | sexually erotic, transgressed all limits
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| three hours long with an intermission for
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| | of vulgarity, and issued a warrant for
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| popcorn. Butter good, beef bad. The
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| | the arrest of Richard Gere and Shilpa
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| United States just sold 8 nuclear
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| | Shetty. Everyone's a critic. The chances
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| reactors to India for the purpose of
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| | of Richard Gere returning to Bombay again
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| making more nuclear bombs. The primary
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| | to face 6 years in some rat hole prison
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| dispute between Hindu India and
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| | are the same as Larry Birkhead taking
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| neighboring Muslim Pakistan is that
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| | Dannielynn back to Nassau for the June
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| Muslims eat beef, even though only kosher
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| | 6th custody hearing once he has her safe
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| beef. A Hasidic Rabbi like the Christian
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| | and sound and under the family court
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| and Muslim Messiah Jesus Christ must
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| | jurisdiction of California and the United
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| ensure that the cow is slaughtered
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| | States of America Supreme Court. God
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| according to the Brooklyn rules and
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| | Bless America.
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